Category: Joke Board
A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously all the way up to the age of 103.
When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren,
25 great-great grand children, and a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
ahahahahahahaha!